In honour of coming C-Sunday here is my story
be me
dumb fresher who enjoys drinking
join drinking society to drink more
c-sunday hits
oh shit
wake up at 5 to stand in a field in shorts at 6
freezing my balls off
get sent on goose chase to find hidden port
find bottle hidden in cow shit
"drink fresher"
finish a bottle of port before spoons opens for breakfast
memory.exe has stopped working
wake up at 7AM
phone dead
porters angry at me
gc full of things i did
why do people do this to themselves?