No.5

Why does nobody talk about the fact that Cambridge is the most depressing place on earth from November to March? The sun sets at 3pm. It rains sideways because the fens are completely flat so there's nothing to stop the wind. You cycle to lectures in the dark and you cycle home in the dark. The river looks like it wants to kill itself. Everyone gets "the cough" in week 5 and just accepts it. My college bar sells wine that costs £3 and tastes like sadness. We are all going to make it but also we are clearly not going to make it.