There's another 109 days of summer vacation (Friday 19 June to Tuesday 6 October)
And Michaelmas comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for Cambridge undergraduates
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...
Spring Weeks at Goldman or grinding at Bain
Or LinkedIn-ing every connection
Networking with bankers you met on the train (hey)
Or polishing your CV's perfection
Posting from Mykonos, captioned "blessed"
Or "lost" in a Santorini sunset (it's over here)
Daddy paid the Amex bill, pretending you're independent
While interrailing through Prague (Phineas)
Or stuck back in your village where the highlight of the week
Is a pint at the local pub (come on, Perry)
Writing a dissertation you swore you'd start in May
Before Michaelmas arrives this fall
So stick with us 'cause Cambridge students are gonna burn out doing it all
Mum, Phineas and Ferb are doing a consulting spring week
Anons, share your plans for this summer.